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On craigslist they are listed as 5899.
Located in in Santa Barbara right across from Lansdown mall.

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CANDY (Taiwanese ) 23~ ~ 36C-25-35 ~
CICI ( Taiwanese ) 23 ~~ 36D-24-34
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Went up a couple days ago just to check it out because I have been making quite a bit in the market recently and had some spare cash to blow. SO I was willing to be lienient with any places that were faking out their ages.

They advertised for 23 year olds, but I would have tapped it even if they were mid 30's.
Over the phone I specifically told papasan that if the girls were over 40 I'd turn around and leave, and he was like, "SURE, if they are over 30 I'll make them cook you a meal!"

I go upstairs and I see 3 women in their mid 50's. I tell them straight up, "sorry you are too old" and I turn around and walk out the door. Meanwhile the lady up front is trying to drag me back in.. (in their defence one of the women was actually decent looking.. milfy.. but still too old for my likes).

Anyway youv'e been warned!
Have fun

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Well hadn't done FS for awhile and alixturner.ca has had my eye for quite some time so I went to visit her awhile ago.

Nice smile greeted me at the door of her East Van place but later she mentioned she might move to an apartment because it would be more discreet. I wasn't knocked out by her looks or anything, a little plain for my taste, not as sophisticated as some of her website pix would suggest, I guess I should have asked her specifically for the sophisticated look for her apparel choice if she takes requests like that I don't know.

She didn't waste much time on small talk and led me to her bedroom like a horny girlfriend who'd been away for a month. Lots of kissing and clothing removal by the side of the bed and it was her sexuality that got me going, although in retrospect it was a bit too fast for my taste, funny it's usually the girl who needs warming up, well I didn't really need it, it's just that her desire is so quickly and clearly out there and demands your immediate attention.

She gets hot and steamy and things just roll along pretty quick, nice sloppy bbbj but pretty quick, nice kissing but pretty quick, cowgirl position was hot especially with the mirror and full frontal view both and she manually pleasured herself while finding the right position, I could imagine her with jeans and cowboy boots and hat, leading that horse from a trot to a canter to a full gallop.

She has a very nice ass in my opinion and so doggie was a pleasure, plus the mirror thing, oh yes, then over to missionary for the ultimate conclusion. Wasn't til after I realized I hadn't gone down to the Y, either manually or orally, the situation just never really came about, she mostly led the way and pace and didn't take us there so I don't even know if it's offered. I assume so for the $$$/hour donationrate.

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I'm not 100% sure the picture is real, but I met up with Aya last night and she sure seems to look an awful lot like the cute girl in the CL Pic :) She even told me it is her. She also admitted to being 21 instead of 20, which looks about right to this old guy. The measurements also seem to match up, with a nice enhanced C-cup.

I'm sure some will ask if she is really Japanese, to which I have no definitive answer. All I know is she is cute, young, and very playful. She speaks a bit of English, and has a great sense of humour and a very genuine smile at almost all times.

There are some limitations to her menu, e.g. only light kissing (no lfk/dfk) and no DATY (although she indicated this would be available next time). She has a bit of hair down there, but not enough to stop me :p

The other 2 gals there are Korean (Nami was busy, and Candy was taller and thinner), so started with standard KGFE-type service - accompanied shower, brief so-so massage, nipple licking, not bad BBBJ (with some eye contact), more CBJ, then many different positions (nice and tight). Pretty easy to talk her out of standard KGFE routine with gentle suggestions or moves. I could see getting even more mileage on repeat visits. Finished up in a nice doggie - had a few minutes left, and she did not try to rush me out. She gave me a nice hand massage, while we chatted and joked around. I think MSOG is available for an extra charge, but I'm not usually up for that anyway.

This was a bit of a TOFTT, as I did not find any reviews for Aya. But, most of the reviews for this operation at CL5099 were pretty good, so not much of a risk for me. The phone girl was great, even not too bad-looking when she greeted me at the door and showed me the lineup. I could see myself repeating at this place, and with Aya, if/when I get back to in Beverly Hills. Aya says she has been here a couple of months and will probably stay up to a year. She was first working in in Beverly Hills for a few weeks with the same folks.

For those who want it, L/A/S = 8/9.5/6.5 (but I think the S would go up with repeat visits)

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I believe in a bit in astrology. Each sun sign has different characteristics. Sexual chemistry again depends on matching your signs. I usually ask my date to let me know her sun sign. Here are my observations:
Aquarius and Pisces girls seem to be higher than normal percentage in this business.
My best chemistry was with Stephenie of BBC (Scorpio). Astrologically Scorpio's have good chemistry with Capricorns (me)
Also had a great timre with a Leo Russian girl in middle east. Even though she did not do even covered BJ, we had great times. Very hot and responsive. Leo is supposed to be fiery hot sign. My experience was the same.
I also had great time with an Aquarius girl in europe.
Actually all these three girls had similar looks ( tall white girls). However each one was very passionate and responsive.
Sandy Lane is a cusp on Le and Virgo again she was very hot when I saw her 5 years back. Do not know about Jordan!!
Also saw a few girls of my own sign Capricorn. That was not good. Similar signs do not get along well. Opposites attract!!:)
Any comments? Fellow pooners and SPs?

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I never though I could write such a long review, but it turned out that way. Excuse me for it. Please read & enjoy

I was in checking local escorts ca and other sources for the right girl to get the best bang for the buck. Saw Taylor Von add and some how know she will provide good experience. Setting up appointment was easy as the response was fast. About 2 hours before the appointment she calls me and asks if it is ok to move it by 30 min. I say ok to that. I see this as sign of good service. Reason, there are some previous occasions, when I reached the area and the girls did not respond to phone calls and give some lame excuses.

Went to the convenient in Berkeley location and buzz and enter in. By the looks she is exactly like in the pictures so hot with big bust and round ass. I peeped to make sure the ass is there as the picture : -). She is hot and sexy and almost there to be voluptuous. She is better in person. After the greetings she explains the menu and I go for the all inclusive GFE. I confirmed MSOG is on the menu. Offered the donation and had a quick shower. Before I went to shower, she asks me am I ok with LFK. I say yes with a blush:D.

Once I am out of solo shower, She asks me if I wanted a massage and I say save it for later and we start of with LFK and DFK besides the bed. She is very good at it. We stay there for couple of minutes and move to bed and more DFK. Then she opened her bust for a full view. OMG!, they are so f** amazing and the action begins. The experience is so amazing. We moved from one position to another for the next over an hour doing many things. She started on my favourite BBBJ for some time and then I moved on to DATY. She is clean and nice there. Did this until she came. Then the most amazing part. I turned her over to see her butt. Oh my fu****g God, it is unbelievably the best view I have ever seen real time. That alone is a must see. With that view I cannot stop doing DATO. Then she started to do more BBBJ and I asked for 69 which she obliged. We were in 69 and she never stopped. She did not even care if I came. She kept doing it. It appeared she loves giving BBBJ. Did some clean up and asked for condom . We did Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie (awesome view) :):) and again Missionary and Doggie. While in Doggie, I asked her to lie down on bed. I did not know what the position is called when doing it. Later I came to know that this is the one that stimulates the G spot – Coitus a posteriori. We enjoyed this greatly and felt very intimate. We both were sweating and after some time I came for the Nth time.:D:D

After this she offered me a massage!!, Not many offer after a wild session. It is good service and the massage is great. We chatted over the massage and for the rest of the time we had and bid adieu after solo shower. I did not do so much cardio in a long time. My abdomen hurt for couple of days. Over all I would give all 11s for L/S/A and a definite repeat. She is my best so far and would recommend her to all perb ites

Last but not the least, I had an unbelievable and ultimate experience with Taylor Von. All the time she is very courteous, friendly, open minded and simply fantastic. She is a true professional and like a Porn Star. If she provides the same kind of service, in no time she would be one of the top girl in town.

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Hey there guys,

I've been on this site a lot reading your reviews and I finally decided to join in and give you my review!

I went a saw Jewel from Sacramento a LONG time ago but I'm finally writing a review just to tell others who are curious that she is the REAL deal!

Anyways, I called her up and asked if she was available and she was. I asked her for the address to her place and she kindly gave it and I just googled it to find my way. I was coming from Port Coquitlam and I told her that I might be late and I might have difficulty on finding the place but she was so kind and she understood.

Finally, I arrived in Sacramento near Best Buy and was kind of lost and I called her up again and she nicely explained where to go. Found her apartment and went up to her floor and walked into her place.. (fun stuff coming!)

The door was open and she was hiding behind it and as soon as I walked in she greeted me very nicely. She was wearing her pink fishnet dress. Right away I was horny. I was amazed at her boobs and I just wanted to suck on them and take them home right away! We dealt with the finances and finally got underway. She jumped onto the bed and waited for me as I was removing my clothes. My cock just wanted to rip through my jeans.. she made me SUPER SUPER SUPER hard!!! Anyways, we started with some french kissing and she was really into it. She even complimented my teeth :p I started sucking on her tits and oh my oh my! I did NOT want to stop. After a little more french kissing she moved onto her signature BBBJ. Omg. My first BBBJ was an amazing experience. She knows how to work it guys! After a nice bj, I decided to eat her out. Her pussy tasted very nice. Yum Yum! After eating her out I sucked on her tits some more, got my dick sucked a little big more and then came on the rubber. First she rode me cowgirl style for about 5-7 mins. After cowgirl, we went on to missionary. Banged her in that position for a while and sucked on the titties even more. Decided it was time to finish so she started blowing me for the last time and I told her I was cuming and she kept sucking and I blew my load in her mouth and she swallowed EVERYTHING! And it was a pretty big load (I didn't masturbate for 4 or 5 days I think lol) .. We lay down on the bed and talked for a while and finally I had to go. We said our good byes and I took off.

My experience with Jewel was amazing..wait no..it was FUCKING AMAZING!!! I am so glad I went there and cannot wait to go again! Her rates and services are amazing and I don't think they can be beat! Definitely repeating and hopefully soon! If you guys want an amazing SP, JEWEL IS YOUR WOMAN!!!

Thanks guys :D

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Didn't find any reviews on her so decided to TOFTT. Brosan is really nice and we chatted quite a bit when I was up there.

Saw Jasmine, long hair, slightly dyed about 5'5, attrative and cute. Advertised was 36C, but looked more like borderline B cups. Heard there were two other girls there but busy - didn't get to take a look. Anyways, session started with accompanied shower, good scub down. Her english is poor, however she has a really nice personality and we had fun trying to communicate.

Back to bedroom, lots of suction, kissing all over. Back then front, then down to the boys, with some BBBJ, BLS and BS. BBBJ was shallow, however BLS and BS was great. Lots of nipple teasing and kisses all over. Then she slipped the hat on with her mouth, without me knowing, more BLS. Then a standar CG, not bad. Then missionary... lots of kissing, LFK and DFK - (i was told YMMV with this). She seemed to like me so lots of DFK. Doggy was great, she has a really nice booty and i did that for about 15 minutes... groped her tits and made her arch her back - nice. Hair is quite long with extensions which was quite good. Then back to missionary with lots of DFK and I climaxed with her sucking on to my bottom lip and not letting go as she held me in until i was done. Helped me clean up, shower and finally had a cigarette with her while she showed me her dogs from her phone.

Overall very good experience, I find her really cute... would have to say she is maybe mid to late 20s. A note to all those teeth people, her teeth are not straight however they are quite cute. Spirited effort on her side - would rate it a bit above average KGFE.

L - 8 (subjective, however her body was decent, nice booty, lacking in the rack area, nice eyes and overall good features except for the slight blip with her teeth).
A - 9 (tries hard to please, good KGFE, really funny girl, lacking english but takes directions well).
S - 8.5 (lots of BLS and BS which i like, could work on her BJ tho as she did not take it all the way down, spirited CG, booty is great and took a prolonged doggy like a champ.)

Note - did not DATY, she has somewhat of a bush not sure if its on the menu. Talked to brosan and she doesn't really allow digits. Traditionally, as I said, DFK is not on the menu however YMMV.

Repeat - Most likely... seems like she'll be at this location for a bit, will probably venture to another menu first before coming back. Mileage was good for me on this one which forces the repeat verdict.

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Hello all,

I recently had the opportunity to go to see Monica of in Paramount - there are actually several Monicas in the Paramount area. Anyways, I wanted to see my regular Vivi and she's not available, I believe it's your monthly visitor the last few days. So I called up the reception and was able to make an appt to see Monica - I am sure she had been reviewed by some Perbites before as she was in Paramount last year, I believe.
Took care of the donation and was accompanied to the shower, washed me down and then asked if she's allowed to suck the junior - Ohhh, yeah, babe. In the shower for about 10 minutes - bj, then onto the bed, asked if I wanted a massage, and I politely declined. She gave me one of the best bj - BJH, yes, her skill was comparable to Sheila (Taiwanese in DT). I enjoyed my 15-20 minute long bj and then I returned the flavour for about 10 minutes and she exploded many times during the whole thing...followed by the CG and few minutes later, it was the other way around...and I enjoyed my M with the combination of short and long strokes - just imagine Monica in Friends (one of the shows)...until the finale. We chatted a couple of minutes and the 45 minute was already over...Overall, my ratings are:
L: 8 (beautiful face, nice handful non-enhanced breasts)
A: 9 (very easy to talk to - her English was actually managable, better than many I have seen, genuine)
S: 9.5 (one of the best bj with the right suction and pressure)...totally GFE
Damage: $.4 (tips are appreciated, but not necessary)
Repeat: YES.

Happy Pooning, peace out....

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I haven't reviewed in a while so here goes.

Went to see Alex on the weekend. She's 23 yrs, italian, and takes calls late. Number ends in 2930.

Call her up, and settle on a special of hers, 1/2 hour for $140. She's located in a high rise in Berkeley off Davie Street and Howe st.

She's pleasant to talk to on the phone.

I get buzzed up, go up the elevator and knock on her door. She opens and she's the girl from the pics. The pics are her. She is a curvy, bigger girl though. I would say she looks about 10 -15 lbs heavier than her pics IMO.

So I get on her bed. I undress. She is friendly enough. Not much chit chat, she is ready to go. She is ready to give me a bbbj, but I said I want CBJ, as I decided to play it safe.

She has a tongue ring, and she is sucking good. She knows what she is doing, and she uses that tongue ring good. But the problem is I'm not feeling very much. I probably had too much to drink earlier, even though at the time I didn't think so. But she is a champ and she keeps going. I finally get hard and but again I'm not feeling much with the cbj, maybe the condom is too thick?

I then try doggy but I go soft after a minute. She's got a big ass. The next girl I do doggy will have a smaller ass. It is late and I think I'm done - it's not going to work tonight.

So she goes back to cbj. This goes for another 10 minutes. My time is almost up I think. I'm just lying there thinking I should have went for the bbbj, but she doesn't alow cim. I asked her for BLS but she said she doesn't do that, and bbbj is a ymmv. There was no kissing with her, but I didn't ask or initiate it either.

But just when I think this was a waste of money, she keeps going and I finally cum.

IMO she definetely knows how to suck. She enjoys blowing too. If you don't mind a bigger curvier girl she is good. But I think bbbj is up to her though and no cim or BLS. I don't know if there is any kissing.

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If the picture is really her, then it’s a very flattering picture. Her breasts are much smaller in the flesh and the rest of her….well. Let’s just say that you wouldn’t turn your head back to look at her twice.

So she took the $160 donation and off to the shower. This is where she really shines. Scrubbing, washing, soaping rinsing. I see real enthusiasm there. But then she starts talking about dick sizes and tells me “us Asian girls are small…and sometime it can hurt”. Red flag number one. Then she starts telling me how white and Asian guys are gentle and go slow but some of these other guys…. (here she starts trashing other ethnic groups but no need to mention who). I think I hear a bit of racism. I’m kind of turned off already but I can’t leave as I’ve already paid. Just gotta grit my teeth.

We trudge through the kitchen to the bedroom. She proceeds to give me a 1 minute massage and then I’m requested to turn around. She get on top and I try to tickle her puss – she pushes my hand away “no fingers”…*sigh* somehow I’m not surprised by this. I ask to switch to doggie, but a few thrusts later she says this position hurts. Back to mish.

If there is one minor positive in all this is that she did not rush me to finish. Otherwise, if this Chloe is indicative of the talent in this micro, my recommendation is to give this place a miss.

L 5
S 5
A 5

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I had been keeping my eye on chanelle for a while now and haven't had an opportunity to hook up(busy summer). She was indy dropped off the radar about a month ago. Like most I figured she moved on. So I was surfing through Ishq and saw a chanelle? thought what are the chances?Pics looked hot! she was wearing stocking in the pics!Very Hot(yep it a weakness and I was reduced to slobbering-babling Idiot) They are located close to Boundry and in Santa Ana. Beautiful lay out. I wondered in and was met by the beautiful owner Ismira. She showed me around and gave me choice of the Rooms. Kool! I choose one jumped in the shower in anticipation of meeting channelle. As I settled in Chanelle came in through the door. Ah Yum! dressed in stocking at my request. Wow very pretty girl. great sense of humour-we clicked (I think). We settled in and enjoyed pleasuring each other BBBJ,DATY. We went straight to Doggie (we both love the position) finished 1st round that way. We had some time left and I was hoping to have a knap! Chanelle asked if wanted to go again. Unfortunately I was wiped out from other activities that lead up to encounter. We chatted and hammed it up. Soon time was over. I don't typically go to parlors but this one had a nice layout. Everything was as promised Chanelle was great but remember YMMV.

L-8
S-8
A-9

Rates were $$75. with perb discount

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I've always wanted to see Kristy for the past year or so. I PM her for some basic info and got a quick relpy. I was going to be in North Van last friday but couldn't commit on a specific time, so I left a message with her.. Friday rolls around and my cell phone fell in the water... so used a clients phone and gave her a call. Unsure if I'd get an answer at 9:30am I gave it a shot..and I got lucky! She answered and we set up a time shortly afterward..
Arriving at her quiet hideaway she greeting me a high heels lingerie!!! WOW gorgeous.. she offered me some wine ( which I declined..working) and offered me a shower.. I requested a costume change which she was very happy to do while I showered...
Got out of the shower and the PSE started... lots of dirty talk.. along with an amazing sloppy bbbj.. lots of toy play too.. she is an unbelievable at squirting too. ( which is a first for me) I Pounded her doggy and finished with an enthusiastic facial... I have to say that I wanted to give her again but the big guy wasn't able to get going again. ( must have been the Rum last night). All said and done Kristy lived up to her reputation as a TOP SP!!! S,L,A all 10's across the board.
Thanks for the great time Kristy!!:p

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What's better than Leah? Leah with some Kandy. These girls are polar opposites and that's what makes it hot.

I've already described Leah before so on with Kandy Kiss. One word, spinner. Well to be exact, a tad tall for a true spinner but Kate Moss body. Super cute and really sweet girl with nice straight white teeth. Glad to see these girls are meticulous with their appearance as they were both skanked out for this event. Hairs, nails, makeup, heels and outfit....fucken check!

When you put these 2 together magic happens. And I mean complete crazy bi energy.

Huge points for all the kissing going on between us. These girls really like each other and put on a really good show.

Once they get you all primed up and super horny. They will turn their attention to you. Basically everyone's mouth and hands are busy. You have one CBJ me while another jumps on my face for a ride.

Then they switch and you get some fresh pussy and ass to munch on. Finally one of them lowers themselves onto my cock, while the other is riding my face. These girls are then kissing each other while on top. The only shame is that the mirror beside the bed is not full length. A condom change takes place before the girls switch positions.

Greek with Leah is a wonderful reminisce. When you are fucking Kandy she'll be eating out or kissing with Leah. And when you are fucking Leah, vice versa. Nothing beats some live porn! Also, both girls have the porn track going which is music to my ears. While fucking Kandy and kissing Leah, Leah eased her finger into Kandy's ass. Wow, too tight and there goes load numero uno.

We clean up, have a little wine. Both girls relax me with a quick sensual massage and I'm ready to go for round 2. This consists of non stop contortionist action with some toys thrown in. For the grand finale I blow a nice big load in Leah's sweet ass.

Looks. Kandy, face 9.5 Cute with lots of sex appeal. I just can't resist a naughty teen. Body 12. I just love her little titties. She's thinking of implants but I think her body's perfect the way it is. If she wants to do some mods, just get a belly or better yet tongue ring! (sexy and functional)
Service. 9. Everyone is busy. Leah is a master director, you can tell this ain't her first rodeo. She even takes care of your well being by telling Kandy to be careful with those killer heels when we're changing positions.
Attitude 10. Kandy's cuteness/freshness to the scene, mixed with Leah's sexual passion (high sex IQ) is mind blowing.


Cost $550 for the hour.
Repeat. Definitely.
Recommend. Only if you love fully interactive duos.

Both girls only work part time so can be difficult to get an appointment. If they are working you can find their ad on cl 8269, so stop PMing, unless it's to inform me of a fresh piece of pussy.

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I've been to see Melody from Vic2Van twice now, and wanted to repeat what many others have said: she is gorgeous, adorable and a lot of fun.

Both times have been at her incall in Redding. She's young (early 20's) and in terrific shape. Her face is attractive and has a killer bod: beautiful legs, gorgeous small and round ass, elegant torso and arms with a couple of fantastic tits (fakes, but very well done). The best part is: she loves fucking.

The only drawbacks I'd say is that being young, she is not as experienced as some other SPs and doesn't really display the instincts of a more mature provider in guiding a session; more than once she's piped up with "so... whaddaya wanna do now?" instead of letting her intuition guide her. It's not a huge deal as she is also friendly and easygoing. I'd say she's more of a girl where if you want to lead, she's a willing partner.

Only other thing I would change is the clock radio... would prefer a good CD or MP3s instead of having the mood killed by ads.

She does CBJ, LFK and allows digits and MSOG in my experience but as always YMMV. She sucks good cock but it's not a standout part of the routine... the best is the straight fuck which I think she enjoys in any position. She has a good repertoire of gentle moans, gasps and whatnot and likes to make eye contact.

L: 9.5
A: 9
S: 7

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Didn't find any reviews on her so decided to TOFTT. Brosan is really nice and we chatted quite a bit when I was up there.

Saw Jasmine, long hair, slightly dyed about 5'5, attrative and cute. Advertised was 36C, but looked more like borderline B cups. Heard there were two other girls there but busy - didn't get to take a look. Anyways, session started with accompanied shower, good scub down. Her english is poor, however she has a really nice personality and we had fun trying to communicate.

Back to bedroom, lots of suction, kissing all over. Back then front, then down to the boys, with some BBBJ, BLS and BS. BBBJ was shallow, however BLS and BS was great. Lots of nipple teasing and kisses all over. Then she slipped the hat on with her mouth, without me knowing, more BLS. Then a standar CG, not bad. Then missionary... lots of kissing, LFK and DFK - (i was told YMMV with this). She seemed to like me so lots of DFK. Doggy was great, she has a really nice booty and i did that for about 15 minutes... groped her tits and made her arch her back - nice. Hair is quite long with extensions which was quite good. Then back to missionary with lots of DFK and I climaxed with her sucking on to my bottom lip and not letting go as she held me in until i was done. Helped me clean up, shower and finally had a cigarette with her while she showed me her dogs from her phone.

Overall very good experience, I find her really cute... would have to say she is maybe mid to late 20s. A note to all those teeth people, her teeth are not straight however they are quite cute. Spirited effort on her side - would rate it a bit above average KGFE.

L - 8 (subjective, however her body was decent, nice booty, lacking in the rack area, nice eyes and overall good features except for the slight blip with her teeth).
A - 9 (tries hard to please, good KGFE, really funny girl, lacking english but takes directions well).
S - 8.5 (lots of BLS and BS which i like, could work on her BJ tho as she did not take it all the way down, spirited CG, booty is great and took a prolonged doggy like a champ.)

Note - did not DATY, she has somewhat of a bush not sure if its on the menu. Talked to brosan and she doesn't really allow digits. Traditionally, as I said, DFK is not on the menu however YMMV.

Repeat - Most likely... seems like she'll be at this location for a bit, will probably venture to another menu first before coming back. Mileage was good for me on this one which forces the repeat verdict.

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I am pretty disappointed in the Whittier edition of the ERB. Anyone who asks for info on the reviews forums is promptly scolded and prompted to post in 411. Ahhh... 411. All kinds of views and no replies for folks visiting, or other inquiries. first timers get replies, or people looking for info on CL, but how bout the time-challenged traveller? Just look at the number of threads in 411 that get no response at all. Its really obvious.

Edmonton, Toronto (Terb), and Montreal (Merb) are fantastic for welcoming visitors and helping to guide them through the maze of BS that you find in the reviews. From ymmv to shills to just too much damn selection, for someone that doesn't watch the forum regularly, it can be a maze to sort through when you want to find a sure fire winner when visiting for just a few days.

It seems to me you've got a great selection in town, its a shame there's so little support for travelling erbites. I'd bet that you perberts get a lot better reception on Terb and Merb than anyone does here. Shame, shame.

I have a recommendation... if the guys aren't going to help out the visitors, perhaps the well established ladies could help more. Guiding visitors based on their requests. I think you girls know who's who out there.

Based on the reviews, I found Jessicaxxx... and I was glad I did. But I had to really dig. Would be nice if there was more support on the 411.

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Newer condo, street parking. Apartment clean, attended shower, lots of shampoos, soap, nice BBBJ, yummy b cup, fluffy towels and sweet friendly girl in general. As I mentioned, it started with attended shower, plenty of hot water and soap, apparently she likes a clean boyfriend.

She is nice and young, claims 22, I believe that's close. Her English is good, she has a warm and bubbly personality, polite and easy to spend time with. Body type is athletic with nice tan lines ;)

Kalani was coy and shy at first but she warmed up fast. After the shower, had the standard massage. A lot was on the menu. I played with her body for a while massaging her front and she would giggle. Her oral skills are acceptable and she was open to speed suggestions, starts slow and works the speed up gradually, unlike some other asian organ grinders that I've encountered. She had some nice gentle finger stroking at the same time too. I finished her off in a lazy dog breathing in her perfume from behind

L7/A8/S8/
$.50

Her pics a genuine. She's a nice young lady, pleasure to be with.

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I never though I could write such a long review, but it turned out that way. Excuse me for it. Please read & enjoy

I was in checking local escorts ca and other sources for the right girl to get the best bang for the buck. Saw Taylor Von add and some how know she will provide good experience. Setting up appointment was easy as the response was fast. About 2 hours before the appointment she calls me and asks if it is ok to move it by 30 min. I say ok to that. I see this as sign of good service. Reason, there are some previous occasions, when I reached the area and the girls did not respond to phone calls and give some lame excuses.

Went to the convenient in Eureka location and buzz and enter in. By the looks she is exactly like in the pictures so hot with big bust and round ass. I peeped to make sure the ass is there as the picture : -). She is hot and sexy and almost there to be voluptuous. She is better in person. After the greetings she explains the menu and I go for the all inclusive GFE. I confirmed MSOG is on the menu. Offered the donation and had a quick shower. Before I went to shower, she asks me am I ok with LFK. I say yes with a blush:D.

Once I am out of solo shower, She asks me if I wanted a massage and I say save it for later and we start of with LFK and DFK besides the bed. She is very good at it. We stay there for couple of minutes and move to bed and more DFK. Then she opened her bust for a full view. OMG!, they are so f** amazing and the action begins. The experience is so amazing. We moved from one position to another for the next over an hour doing many things. She started on my favourite BBBJ for some time and then I moved on to DATY. She is clean and nice there. Did this until she came. Then the most amazing part. I turned her over to see her butt. Oh my fu****g God, it is unbelievably the best view I have ever seen real time. That alone is a must see. With that view I cannot stop doing DATO. Then she started to do more BBBJ and I asked for 69 which she obliged. We were in 69 and she never stopped. She did not even care if I came. She kept doing it. It appeared she loves giving BBBJ. Did some clean up and asked for condom . We did Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggie (awesome view) :):) and again Missionary and Doggie. While in Doggie, I asked her to lie down on bed. I did not know what the position is called when doing it. Later I came to know that this is the one that stimulates the G spot – Coitus a posteriori. We enjoyed this greatly and felt very intimate. We both were sweating and after some time I came for the Nth time.:D:D

After this she offered me a massage!!, Not many offer after a wild session. It is good service and the massage is great. We chatted over the massage and for the rest of the time we had and bid adieu after solo shower. I did not do so much cardio in a long time. My abdomen hurt for couple of days. Over all I would give all 11s for L/S/A and a definite repeat. She is my best so far and would recommend her to all perb ites

Last but not the least, I had an unbelievable and ultimate experience with Taylor Von. All the time she is very courteous, friendly, open minded and simply fantastic. She is a true professional and like a Porn Star. If she provides the same kind of service, in no time she would be one of the top girl in town.

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I'm not 100% sure the picture is real, but I met up with Aya last night and she sure seems to look an awful lot like the cute girl in the CL Pic :) She even told me it is her. She also admitted to being 21 instead of 20, which looks about right to this old guy. The measurements also seem to match up, with a nice enhanced C-cup.

I'm sure some will ask if she is really Japanese, to which I have no definitive answer. All I know is she is cute, young, and very playful. She speaks a bit of English, and has a great sense of humour and a very genuine smile at almost all times.

There are some limitations to her menu, e.g. only light kissing (no lfk/dfk) and no DATY (although she indicated this would be available next time). She has a bit of hair down there, but not enough to stop me :p

The other 2 gals there are Korean (Nami was busy, and Candy was taller and thinner), so started with standard KGFE-type service - accompanied shower, brief so-so massage, nipple licking, not bad BBBJ (with some eye contact), more CBJ, then many different positions (nice and tight). Pretty easy to talk her out of standard KGFE routine with gentle suggestions or moves. I could see getting even more mileage on repeat visits. Finished up in a nice doggie - had a few minutes left, and she did not try to rush me out. She gave me a nice hand massage, while we chatted and joked around. I think MSOG is available for an extra charge, but I'm not usually up for that anyway.

This was a bit of a TOFTT, as I did not find any reviews for Aya. But, most of the reviews for this operation at CL5099 were pretty good, so not much of a risk for me. The phone girl was great, even not too bad-looking when she greeted me at the door and showed me the lineup. I could see myself repeating at this place, and with Aya, if/when I get back to in Long Beach. Aya says she has been here a couple of months and will probably stay up to a year. She was first working in in Long Beach for a few weeks with the same folks.

For those who want it, L/A/S = 8/9.5/6.5 (but I think the S would go up with repeat visits)

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I wanted to get back here and post this review before I forgot but also wanted to give it some time to settle in and make my review that much better.


This was a first time experience for me so I was really nervous, Nina helped a great deal my talking to me over email several times and answering my many questions on what was ok and not ok.

The big day finally came and well almost did not happen from chickening out... been burned a few times by hookers, I finally decided that I really wanted to do this and went over to her apartment it was nice and clean and very professional. Nina even has her own massage table though I did not take advantage of it. Nina met me at the door wearing a beautiful corset nice and tight and pushing her beautiful large breasts up I was hooked at the door then came the first kiss to know I was about to experience a totally different experience.

Nina showed me around the apartment and showed me all of her incredible toys there is something here for almost any taste and I can not wait to get to know most of them over the next few years lol.. Like I said I was nervous as hell so started by sitting on her love seat with her just touching and kissing until things got heated up. Nina's incredibly beautiful tits came out and the panties came off and I found myself on her bed with my tongue exploring her pussy and my (covered) fingers deep inside her pussy. Her squirting orgasm went all over my face and I kept licking as she shuddered under me. Then it was my turn I have had many good BJ in my life but nothing like this It was like she was hungry for as much of me as she could take in her mouth including my balls it was heavenly but I did not want to explode here as one of the things I had chosen Nina for is that she not only allows Greek but loves it. She has a chair that is in the perfect position to give great greek from behind. Nina does not do CIM but she took me her mouth and brought me to a wonderful explosive orgasm on her face and tits. We had a wonderful shower together to clean up and that to was fantastic we talked a bit more about future fantasy nights and she showed me more toys and fun things she could do.... all I can say boys is WOW well worth every dollar.

Thanks Nina can not wait to play with your toys :D

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What an extraordinarily pleasant surprise!! With the generally negative reviews as usually experienced by PERB members, my experience with Jenn was a session that left me with DIZZY. The pics on CL of blonde Jenn and brunette Veronica were accurate. Both beautiful in appearance and very personable. Having met both I obviously was impressed. Chatted in general with Veronica for a few minutes whilst Jenn prepped for our session. When Jenn appeared I thought Bingo! Here is the jackpot. Veronica had already passed my litmus test as I had been prepared to “drop my drawers” immediately with her in the living room when I initially entered their condo. And now Jenn just added to my approval, even prior to the session.

“Follow me” says Jenn and what red-blooded male would not commence pursuing this glorious piece of young womanhood down the hallway into her bedroom. A quick hug before she commenced removing her clothes. I suggested she leave her thong and bra and I’d look after that. Onto the mattress on the floor. (How I fervently wish these lassies would invest in a bed frame, at the minimum, as it is a long way down when you are 6’ 4” and I am sure I look as clumsy as a camel when plopping down and at the end when getting back up onto my feet.) But I digress.

What followed was just what this cowboy needed. Unenhanced breasts to die for, topped with nipples that responded visibly to lip work. Nothing like erect nipples, eh? Jenn is blessed with an ultra tight body with flat stomach that was given appropriate attention whilst heading to the navel and southern pastures. Spent a lot of time gently nibbling and licking her clit and vagina to which she responded with refined vocal enthusiasm. At this stage I confessed to Jenn that “I’d love to take you home and put you in my freezer.” Fortunately she has a sense of humor and realized I was not “dangerous!”

Came up for air and the cover went on. Boy, is she tight. Unusually so for me, had we continued I’d probably have lost it in a couple of minutes. I needed more of Jenn before climaxing. Pity the blowjob is covered. But, the CBJ was excellent also to the point I would have lost it had we continued, which is unusual for me with CBJ. This gal is multi talented. Returned to CG’s and doggie. As much as Jenn worked at getting me off this time, it became obvious that the cover had to come off to get to bare skin. As I said, had a BBJ been on the menu, I’d have been finished in a flash. So, I finished by hand on her glorious belly south of her navel but north of her clit whilst Jenn moaned softly hugging those succulently nippled breasts with me gently knuckling her clit and vagina.

Finished, quick hug with both Jenn and in San Bernardino and I dizzily headed out to the cold world of reality. What an experience!! Highly recommended. And yes, I will be repeating but next time in late afternoon armed with a bottle of decent Oz shiraz. Such a civilized way as a prelude to my next session. $160 45 minutes. And $180 for the hour.

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As a wise lady once said 'good luck finding a young woman who enjoys anal'.

And man is she right. Those kind of dolls are few and far between.

Based on another fellow pooner's (thank you littlejimbigher) review I gave Leah a try.

She's in the 20-25 range and still has that ditsy cuteness but all grown up in the sack.

Greeted me in a sexy skimpy 2 piece bikini and stripper heels. Tres Bien!

I take a nice shower in her clean bathroom and we start kissing in her room after she starts the playlist on the dock station.

Very nice LFK working to DFK. I lie down and she begins a very nice CBJ. I'm normally a bbbj kinda guy but I was here for that tight ass. We switch to 69 so I can give her bald pussy and smooth asshole a tongue reaming. Now she's really getting into it with her slutty porn talk. That just gets me harder, especially when she's begging to jump on. Wow, can this girl ride. We go thru the usual positions and now the moment of truth.

While we are in doggy with the mirror in front of us, she lubes up that sweet asshole and opens up for me. Wow, pure ecstasy, you just can't get that feeling anywhere else. I start off nice and slow enjoying every stroke, but it is Leah who's asking for it harder. As I fuck her harder she just enjoys it more and wants me to slap her ass. We switch the anal to missionary so that I can also deep french kiss her while looking down on those baby blue eyes. After she cums a second time I can't stand it anymore and blow the biggest load in that gripping ass. I collapse, shower, finish my wine and I'm on my way.

Looks face 8.5-9. I just love her bleach blonde hair and the only way to describe her is a young slutty looking Edie Falco (the key word here is young).
Body 8. Only reason not higher is because of my obsession with spinners, also, I might be in the minority, but I prefer girls with smaller breasts. And Leah has some real porn looking enhanced DDs.

Service 9. The high point is for the unbelievable anal!
Attitude 10. Wow, it is so refreshing to find a girl who likes her job! She's also just plain nice and friendly with no attitude.

Repeat: Yes, in fact, I spotted one her sexi friends and would love to try a duo.
Recommend: Anal with a young blonde??!! Duh!

Cost: $280 for the hour.

Only negative is she can be hard to get ahold of because she has a day job and only escorts part time.

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Crusing on CL at 1am in the morning I came across an ad for Chanel. The ad appealed for me but it was outcall only so i was skeptical about it hearing all horror stories about outcalls. I figured its 1am I dont want to travel so what the hell. I made the call and to my surprised reached a young sounding fluent in english girl. Set up an appointment and waited with excitment and worry.

Chanel arrived and when I opened the door I was surprised to see a young cute korean standing at my door. We greeted each other and I took care of the donation with was $$.2. We reached the bedroom and got straight to business a lil LFK and undressed each other. She started with a very smooth BBBJ and when I say smooth i mean NO TEETH to my surprise...always get a lil teeth when I see an sp its quite annoying. This went on for at least 10-15 mintues and I had to stop since I would of popped and had to try out that nice semi shaved kitty. We started with cowgirl and oh my god was an ass! for a smaller asian girl she had a very nice booty. I am black so I love a girl with some ass!! We rode me and then we went to doggy I had to get a visual on that perfect petite booty. After that some missionary and finished with cowgirl.

The finish was amazing it was total GFE in my opinion she rode me hard and then me giving it to her fast and hard she held me close like your girl would moaning like she was really enjoying it. If she was faking she was a good actor! This lasted for around 15-20 mintues and was surprised she didn't ask to finish me off with a HJ which I am used to. Afterwards there was still some time left and we chatted and had a smoke. She is a very interesting gal and her speaking english was definetly a bonus. After some good conversation her driver called and time was up. I will definetly repeat as this was one of my best experiences with a SP!

L - 8.5 - She is cute not your super hot model but very cute. You will give her a second look on the street and her body was to die for especially if you like petie asian girls with a booty. She is around 110 lbs in my opinion with some B's and again im going to stress killer bootaaay!

S- 10 - No doubt she aims to please but in all cases I believe YMMV.

A - Very good attitude one of the best from an SP I seen so far but I was also respectable so it could vary on how much of a gentleman you are.

wasn't going to write a review but how can I be greedy if you decide to see her please treat her well she deserves it.

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This weeks Reviews - Pt. 2

2nd was Hani (or Zia) (5526)

I was feeling like relaxing later on in the week so I looked up Hani called up and headed over.
I think I was switched on and got Zia instead but as their measurements and everything are nearly the same there's no way for me to tell, either way I was happy. :)

I arrive and she lets me in, she's very hot and has a sweet body, she leads me into her room and asks me for a hug.
She's very friendly and teases me as we shower up before the deed.
She's a hot little number and has a pair of Bolt-on C's that look perfect on her body, tight little form, long legs, all around a great piece of ass.

A little bit of a massage to start, she's good but once she's done with the back I flip.
she starts this weird/crazy kissing over my body, she has an ice cube in her mouth and she keeps on kissing all over my body, letting the ice touch me and then slurping everything back into her mouth.... Wild.
She slowly zeros in on my cock and starts an amazing BJ, lots of suction and head movement, twisting and welll.... she really got into it.
I can't take much of this and pull her on top, she grabs hold and we start some sitting CG, I push her back and she rests on her arms as I feast on those tits.
Flip her over for some Mish and she was good to go, lots of fun and she looked great underneath me.
Some doggy and finished up with my hands on her tits.

She was a great lay but was still a kGFE, No kissing and a little unresponsive, I could tell that she was making sure I had a good time but wasn't fully into it herself.

L - F: 7 (Very Cute)
L - B: 8 (So nice)
A: 7 (KGFE, even a perfected one is still kGFE)
S: 8 (She is very good at this)

Recommend: Maybe, she's the best kGFE I've had
Repeat: For me.. No

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My first midnight prowl... This late my libido isn't normally raging.

But all these yummy ladies advertising in my neighborhood got me thinking: why not splurge a brown on bedtime fun? Many micros are active till 2 AM.

I phone the number shared by Lucy, Jessie, Helen and Grace—a bigger operation always inspires confidence. A jolly-sounding papasan informs me that Jessie and Helen are available. He agrees to let me see both of them.

"Who would you recommend?" I ask. "Jessie," he answers without hesitation.

When I phone again, from the entrance to the highrise tower, papasan says he'll come to let me in. After a 5 min wait a young fellow with glasses arrives from a different building.

Inside the condo we first drop by Helen's room. When I see this skimpily dressed cutie-pie standing beside her mattress—looking heart-wrenchingly vulnerable and expectant—I decide to take my chances with her.

We get off to a good start. She speaks very little English and responds happily to my basic Mandarin. She even says she likes my smile; too many pooners apparently arrive looking scarily serious.

We plug in my CD player and fill the dreary room with soft Chinese music. I hand her 5 greens.

Then we strip and head to the bathroom. I like Helen's pretty face and dainty body, with its small titties and no excess fat around the waist.

She turns on the shower but doesn't step into the bathtub with me. She scrubs me from the outside. When she pours me a big cup of mouthwash, I wonder: might there be kissing in the offing?

We hop onto the mattress that sits low on the floor. Draped over the linen are two white towels. I spray pheromone on both of us and give Helen stockings to wear—which, however, are the wrong size for her skinny thighs.

At first, Helen wants to switch the nightstand lamp off, but with the only light coming from the bathroom I find it far too dark and insist she switch the lamp on again. I also get a little worried when I see her fiddling with a roll of toilet paper.

She puts some paper beside her on the bed before she briefly licks my nipples and, perfunctorily, touches Tantalizer. She clearly doesn't want kissing.

Suddenly she rips open a condom wrapper, ostensibly planning to roll a condom over my soundly asleep dick. Alarmed I say, "Hey not yet—you got to make him hard first."

She looks annoyed but, holding the condom in one hand, lowers her mouth over my cock and starts sucking away. I don't know if this works with most guys, but my old boy needs gentle, playful coaxing.

So I motion Helen to switch position. Waking Tantalizer with my practiced hand I encourage her to rub her furry little kitty. She obliges, still holding the ready condom, but eventually replacing it with toilet paper.

She resists my attempt to finger her. Reluctantly, she consents to DATY but wants me to lick only the hairy patch above her clit. A mouthful of hair isn't the greatest turn-on; but you live and learn. After my shortest muff dive ever she wipes herself with toilet paper.

She makes a worried comment as Tantalizer becomes fully erect. We use a fresh condom. When I slide cautiously into her lilliputian bang slit, I'm barely half engulfed when I feel soft, fleshy resistance indicating I've reached the end of the road.

After gentle mish, with her hand constantly trying to keep my cock from going deep, I get her to climb on top for ACG. Predictably, her movements are timid, inexperienced, awkwardly angled. I try to help her out with my hands cupping her bum, but she doesn't follow my guidance.

Let's try doggie; not too much can go wrong in doggie. Even though she again uses her hand to prevent deep penetration, I still get to do a stretch of enjoyable pounding. That tight resisting flesh engulfing the tip of my cock, along with the sight of her starfish, carries enough erotic charge to bring me close to popping.

I try to get her to lie flat on her belly for lazy doggie. But she turns back to face me, saying "Tong, tong"—which means "It hurts." Well, I'm definitely not into hurting a lady. So we just ease back into mish.

She opens her legs only part-way to restrict access and makes no pretense of feeling arousal. But even so, looking at that pretty woman quivering beneath me, I've no trouble unloading with a blast.
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I ask in Chinese if she's feeling okay, and she says, "good." She lets me give her a dry peck on her clenched lips. We disengage, and she pulls off the condom. She wipes me with toilet paper, a lot of which remains sticking to my cock.

Then, telling me to rest up—"xiuxi, xiuxi"—she rushes off to the shower. I shower solo afterward.

While I'm dressing she's straightening out the bed. She doesn't replace the used towels; she doesn't even turn them over. Well, so much about consistency in practicing hygiene.

I'm about to leave when, to my surprise, she asks me to sit down on the bed. She gives me her number with her "real" name (Sasa)—"Helen" is just her name in this micro. She even gives me a decent 5 min massage, through my shirt.

We chat a bit more. She tells me she's 26 (her ad says 23), and that she really dislikes this job. I tell her that, with blue eye shadow, her lovely face would look even lovelier. She shows me her make-up kit and promises that, on my next visit, she'll put on lots of blue eye shadow.

As we hug goodbye I feel empathy. In spite of spotty service I feel no hostility toward this sweetie on the wrong career path, but rather a certain amusement and satisfaction with how I navigated the rough spots.

L=8 (if you like Cantonese cuties), A=7, S=6.

On the way out, waiting by the elevator, I see papasan arriving with the next pooner.

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First of all - I wanted to thank MJ from VRZ for thinking of me and for arranging my date. I had been looking for a blonde/brunette.

* Booking was easy (via PM, Email and Txt Messages > very professional)
* in Lodi Location was easy to find (if you book earlier in the week - lots of parking)
* Private and Discrete Incall was immaculate (the Axe body wash was a nice touch)
* Pics are accurate (body is amazing)
* No bait and switch
* No arriving at the incall and having to wait
* No signs of smoking

Evanna had me at hello. The lingerie and heels do it every time but the 34DD :D also helps. Chatted for a bit - some LFK/DFK and off to the showers. Picked up where we left off. Spent a lot of time massaging her everywhere. She is very good and receiving them (lol). Will keep the rest short/simple. . .

* Kissing - everywhere
* BBBJ - definitely up to par (eye contact, great touch and attention to all the right spots)
* DATY - equally impressive (shaved, clean, juicy)

Every position was awesome (always a great view - either her pretty face, her amazing tits or her heart shaped bum). My favourite was sitting on the sofa chair while Evanna was giving me a wild ACG. :)

VRZ advertises Ultimate GFE and at least for me - it was true. No clock watching or answering calls during the session. I got along great with Evanna but like always YMMV. Not going to bother with the whole L/A/S as the pics are accurate and the services are as advertised. Even if you use Snowmonger's age calculator - regardless of age - Evanna (http://vrzgirls.blogspot.com/2009/07/new-summer-stunnerevanna.html)is still hot. As Madame J is a paid advertiser - All the info and pics can be found below. They have a summer sale going on now ($$$ instead of $$$.50)

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Figured I'd get in a local FS review and I had her on my mind for a while since she's relatively cheap.

First impressions:
Super soft/young sounding voice
Cute face, not quite the same kind of hotness as in the pictures but not a bad thing.
Very easy to talk to

I didn't go with any expectations, and just let her do her thing... pretty standard service I guess.
I gave her the donation right away, had a quick shower and was invited to the bed. Started with a massage, felt quite soothing actually but don't expect anything therapeutic or anything. Probably about 10 mins later I was asked to flip... I would've like more massage and teasing or something before the flip but hey if she didn't want to do it without prompting, I'm not one to ask her to do it.

Flipped, lightly rubbed her boobs all over me and junior rose to attention quickly.

Went straight to a CBJ which felt really really nice actually. Best I've had so far here but it's not something I really push for anyways. Unfortunately that ended pretty quick too... probably a few minutes.

Next, sat on me cow girl, did that for a while until she turned all goosebumpy for some reason and then seemed to start getting tired... I asked her what other position she liked and she said doggy. So we switched it up and finished it doggy. Felt alright, good tightness.

In and out at just over half hour... supposed to be an hour but oh well... I guess I should've lasted longer... jokes on me hehe.

So she looks pretty good I'll give a 7.5, soft, bit of a tummy not really a gym person I think... but she's still young so she doesn't really need to worry about that part much yet :)

Good attitude about it all, knew what she had to do, friendly though we didn't really connect much.

Service was pretty standard I guess, nothing that made me go wow, unbelievable

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Hey fellow PERBites, I have a warning for you all.

There's a girl advertising on CL that says that for $$$ for an hour or $.3 for a half hour, she'll be your naughty girl, in North Van.

There are a few things you need to know about this girl. I'll give the good first. It's a short list.

Decent location in N. Van. Close to Lonsdale, in an apartment building. She's nice on the phone. Even sent a txt to make sure I was on my way and had found the place.

And yeah, that's where the good stuff ends. The picture makes her look good. Nice body, shapely legs, long dark hair. Looks like a younger girl. When you get there, you're going to realize that she's TALL, and in her late twenties/early thirties. TALL. Like, 5'10" tall. She's pretty well-proportioned, but if you're expecting a teenage girl and find an amazon, you're going to be shocked. But, hey...I liked Tatiana at BBC's height (even if everything else about BBC pissed me off.) and of course, the little head was fully engaged at that point.

The place is clean enough. It's a bachelor, and she has a bed and a huge massage table there. Candles were lit, it smelled nice. She invited me to sit down, brought me some water...and then she promptly disappeared for about five minutes in the bathroom. Complete with flushing. Given that I'd had to wait an extra 5 minutes outside before coming in, the least she could have done was peed before I got there.

So, she tells me to get comfortable, so I start taking off my clothes. She comes back, finds me naked, and says, "Good, you're not a cop." Now, I understand the threat that LE poses to independents, and all of that. But, this is the kind of thought that you don't say out loud.

There was no massage. Yes, I was only there for a half hour, but hey...at least give me a five minute massage. No, instead she took off what she was wearing, and stuck her boobs in my face. The girl is aggressive. When I say stuck her boobs in my face, please understand that I am being literal. I was lying on the bed, she crawled half on top of me and pressed them into my face. It was hard to talk. Or breathe. Now, sometimes that is good. But she decided to take it to the extreme.

When I saw her kitty, I made an appropriate 'oooh' noise. Hey, if a girl shows you her kitty, whether you're paying for it or not, you appreciate. Her response was 'Ya wanna bang it?' She's aggressive, and crude. It wasn't even said...invitingly. It wasn't even said suggestively. In fact, she was a John Deere hat away from being labeled 'truck stop ho' in my head.

I asked if I would get to lick it. She said if I was good. Then she asked me if I liked licking high heels. (Note: She also advertises on CL's CAS section. I answered an ad there, and got an e-mail back with her phone number in it the same day). I told her that I didn't like that as much as I liked licking pussy. And while that should have been an indicator that 'Hey, this client would like DATY'...it just soured things a touch further with her.

So, just to summarize: Five minutes outside in the cold before I could enter the building. Five minutes in the bathroom at the beginning of the session. No massage. No class. No DATY. Now, no teasing either. Just boom, the cover went on. I wasn't even fully hard yet. (Gee, I wonder why?)

Anyway, the CBJ started. And here, I will say that she wasn't bad. Not great, and BJH..don't bother making the trek to North Van for this. But, as CBJ's go, it wasn't bad. Got me nice and hard, and started the juices flowing. I tried touching her, but she was positioned so that the only thing I could really enjoy was her back and side. Couldn't even reach her booty, breasts, or anything else.

And the CBJ kept going. I told her that I wanted to change to something else. And she kept going. I told her that she'd better slow down (I was gonna blow) and...guess what she did? Sped up. Yes, Perb-ites...I indicated that I didn't want to end my session yet, and she forced me to. I blew my load, and then she committed another (what I consider) cardinal sin. She gagged, exclaiming that she had felt it. Now, I had the cover on, and it didn't break, and I don't remember hiding any spring-loaded javelins up my shaft anytime recently, so I was forced to think that either a) she has the worst gag reflex in the universe or b) she's a melodramatic ho who really doesn't like what she's doing.

I vote for c) all of the above.

If an SP is going to let you blow in her mouth, whether covered or not, then she shouldn't be complaining about the act itself.

And then she was done. Went to the window, commented on the weather, got me a hot towel.

Total time there was about 17 minutes. Damage was $.3 And I didn't even get FS. Most expensive average CBJ I've ever had. And the WORST SP experience I've ever had. Not even going to bother with L/A/S. You can guess.

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had a little of fun with Kayli from Vic2Van while in Vic, but it was a short one because of some miscommunication between her and Harvi so instead of 45min had to resort to 1/2hr, but it was fun. So back to the mainland and decided to try out a new lady.

Saw an ad for Apple on CL.

http://Sonoma.en.craigslist.ca/ers/1083272917.html

Called up and her booking lady answers and said the donation is $$ for everything, so to clarify that, I asked does that include LFK, DFK, BBBJ, MASSAGE, GREEK. The answer is yes and so I setup the appt to a location in in Sonoma close to in Sonoma center. Got there and got buzzed in, okay she is not the girl on the photo (that figures) and she's not 22 as I asked twice over the phone to confirm her age (she's more like early 30's), and she's not 105lbs (more like 120lbs), and she's nothing more special then those asian ladies at other micros charing $.2/45min.

I smelled something fishy even without having to get near her, so I asked what does the donation of $$ includes, she replied, " CBJ, MASSAGE, FS". And no LFK, DFK, GREEK or BBBJ. If wanted BBBJ must be exra $. So in total $$$, called back the booking girl and told me there was some misunderstanding because that's what Apple's pimp told her.

Now here's the fun part, while I was asking away, Apple got a call from a chinese client inquiring and Apple told this guy in Chinese that her donation is $.4 for f/s etc... (Oh yeah, I told Apple my Chinese is very bad when I arrived, I said that because I smelled something fishy in the beginning already but little does she know..). Than she invited me to sit down on the chair while she calls her pimp to clarifies and complaint to her pimp that I was sitting down in her place not moving or doing anything in Chinese. FOR F%@* SAKES, if she was a guy I probably deck her in the teeth for causing all the BS (she was the one who invited me and told me to sit down on that stupid stool). STRIKE 3, I said sorry... and I headed to the door and let myself out.

She's nothing special, just trying one of those fast rip off move and upsell. Complete a wasted of my time and gas, probably had more fun jerking off to a mannequin outside in Sonoma center, but regardless I am sure glad I didnt get suckered into $$ or $$$.

L 5.5 up to a 6.0
S 0.0 (BS BS....)
A 0.0 (greeted at the door with a 7.0 but 8 minutes later it went down to 0.0)

HIGHLY NOT RECOMMENDED... save your bucks...

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$700/hr PSE (would've been $600 for GFE)
L - looks are subjective, but both ladies are hot MILFs (what can I say, I've got a bit of a weakness for older ladies)
A/S - 10's for both ladies... they are both well reviewed for good reason!
Only restriction was BBFS (obviously); everything else was not only on the menu, but encouraged if not demanded!!!


Having a duo has always been a fantasy. Also, I've wanted to see Sandi for a long time now, so this was a prefect opportunity to do both. As Sandi is rather difficult to get a hold of, I set everything up with Kristy (Sandi later said that she's in Santa Barbara less and less these days) and we had our date earlier this week.

I arrived at Kristy's easy to find North Van incall location and was greeted by two half-naked, wine-sipping hotties. After some pre-session chit-chat full of heavy petting and fondling on the couch, I hopped in the shower. After coming out, I head to the bedroom to find Kristy hammering Sandi with her strap-on on the edge of the bed!!! Darn girls couldn't even wait for me!!! Now this is where it all becomes a bit of a blur. There was lots of kissing, licking, sucking and fucking. There were fingers and tongues in everyone's orifices. What I do know for sure is that I did have both ladies licking and sucking junior at the same time (a sight that will forever be etched in my mind)! First round ended after I shot my load deep in Kristy's ass after she slammed herself down on my cock while I was eating out Sandi's lovely kitty.

Round 2 started with Kristy sucking me off while Sandi and I made out. After not fucking Sandi during round one, she felt a bit left out, so I obliged her by fucking her mish while Kristy sat on her face. Round 2 finished this way; me and Sandi in mish, me sucking Kristy's tits and Kristy face-sitting Sandi.

Like I said, it was mostly a blur, but an absolutely enjoyable experience... I couldn't have had two better ladies be my duo partners.

$700/hr PSE (would've been $600 for GFE)... a steep price to pay, but well worth experiencing at least once. These ladies are pros and you can really tell they enjoy each others company - Kristy told me that she can just call up Sandi anytime she wants for a good romp... now that's just not fair for us guys who have to wait patiently!!! :)

For those seeking the ultimate duo experience, these two ladies will not disappoint!!!

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